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      <image:caption>Cute candid of me on the sidewalk after shattering my wrist.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I love my chunky son.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Tonight on the Hallmark Channel, a successful baker moves back to her hometown and gets roped into singing in the local church choir. While she doesn't feel she has time for church or the holidays anymore, she begrudgingly joins and in the process befriends the shy daughter of the new widowed Pastor. After finding the daughter crying because she couldn't participate in the town holiday bake-off due to her incredibly basic food allergy, the successful baker teams up with the daughter to help her bake bland gluten-free treats. Thus winning the heart of the daughter and the loins of the Pastor. Before you know it the Pastor was insisting on sampling all of the bakers moist buns *wink* - and then they progressed to some 9 1/2 Weeks food kink with various types of batter and icing. Unfortunately, the Pastor had a family history of diabetes, and this incredibly high sugar and pussy diet sent him over the edge. He ended up in a diabetic coma for three weeks. Though he recovered, he ended up a bit simpler than when he went into the coma. The Baker lets other townsfolk sample her treats on the side, because she's super horny and didn't sign up to be a caretaker for a diabetic Pastor and his boring daughter, but such is life.  Happy Holidays. 10pm ET/ 7pm PT</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Blog - Tonight on the Hallmark Channel: Part 3</image:title>
      <image:caption>Tonight on the Hallmark Channel, a former Hollywood assistant who moved to Vermont after watching one too many Nancy Meyer's films, reconciles herself to the reality of living alone in a place where one has to deal with not only the loneliness but also the elements. After a challenging day that involved an emergency vet visit AND a foot of snow that required her to ditch the car in a parking lot and slog up a very steep hiIl, she started to think she might've made a very, very stupid mistake. Instead of going down a path of chugging artisenal Sizzurp (codeine + maple syrup) and stress crafting voodoo dolls of all the former male bosses who wronged her, which she SERIOUSLY considered, instead she holed-up inside, letting the snow fall wherever it might and wrote erotic X-Files fan fiction. If she survived until the Spring, she'd consider it a success. If she didn't, it was a good run and she'll have left behind a really wonderful story about Mulder, Scully and Izzy from The Post-modern Prometheus episode getting high off bug-bombs and having a wild three-some. A true Christmas legacy.  10pm ET/ 7pm PT</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Blog - Tonight on the Hallmark Channel: Part 2</image:title>
      <image:caption>Tonight on the Hallmark Channel, a successful interior decorator is hired to renovate the estate of the town's ornery, elderly Hermit. While their personalities clash at first, the decorator slowly breaks down the old man's icy persona and helps him see that there's still life and joy in him yet! To celebrate his newfound holiday spirit, he invites the whole town to a Christmas feast at his estate...he also uses this occasion to let the entire town know, that while there may be a forty year age gap between the two of them, he's been totes fucking the decorator ever since some hi-jinx with the grout during the renovation. And now they're ready to let their freak flag fly, engaging in heavy petting under the mistletoe...proving that sometimes the greatest gift you can give is a solid deep-dicking. 10pm ET/ 7pm PT</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.morgancline.me/blog/2017/12/20/tonight-on-the-hallmark-channel</loc>
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    <lastmod>2022-02-16</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Blog - Tonight on the Hallmark Channel...</image:title>
      <image:caption>Tonight on the Hallmark Channel, the harried assistant to the CEO of a dairy conglomerate is seen to small town Vermont to oversee the purchase of farm that has been in the Kringle family for generations. The family has faced some financial setbacks and the bank told them selling is the only option. The sale becomes complicated after the assistant, bonding with the family and coming to understand that there is more to life than being a big-shot in the Dairy World, decides to sabotage the sale. The CEO initially mad over the failed sale, comes around once he sees how the town has rallied around the family. The former assistant uses her inheritance to purchase the farm instead and lives there with Kris, the strapping Kringle grandson and current owner. They launch their own creamery and spend their days churning butter and making very, very family friendly love. After a few months of churning butter and super tame dry-humping, the former assistant decided to try and make a go in Big Dairy but found that she had been blackballed due to her sabotage. Defeated and hating rural Vermont, she starts huffing fertilizer and eventually OD's in the milking pen. 10pm ET/ 7pm PT</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Blog - Tonight on the Hallmark Channel...</image:title>
      <image:caption>Tonight on the Hallmark Channel, after losing her father in a Headless Horseman attack on a covered bridge on Christmas Day during her youth, Laura Bland, an up and coming interior decorator, had no desire in celebrating the holidays. It wasn't until a mysterious new turtleneck wearing client hired her on to revamp the very bridge where her father was murdered. She tried to turn down the offer, but the handsome turtleneck wearing client wouldn't let her take no for an answer. Through a series of hi-jinx, Laura comes to realize that the bridge might have been a place of sorrow for her, but it held so many happy memories for the rest of the town. She decided to honor her father and go all-in on revamping the bridge to make it a place full of holiday cheer year round, and in the process, she fell for the handsome turtleneck wearing client. During the ribbon cutting ceremony, she and the handsome turtleneck wearing client were set to drive through the bridge together in a horse-drawn sleigh. As they started under the bridge, the handsome turtleneck wearing man reveled himself to be THE Headless Horseman, the same one who killed her father for reasons unknown! He pulled down his turtleneck to show that his handsome face was just a mannequin head! He ripped that fucker off and decapitated Laura as the sleigh bells jingled and fresh snow began to fall all around. It was the most magical Christmas. 10pm ET/ 7pm PT</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Blog - Tonight on the Hallmark Channel...</image:title>
      <image:caption>Tonight on the Hallmark Channel, a busy account executive with no time for the holiday spirit, slips on an icy patch as she's rushing to a meeting. While on the mend in the town hospital, she's visited by three nurses and a crippled child, who through flashbacks, show the woman that there's more to life than making money. Once she's released from the hosptial, she decides to pay her newfound joy forward, throwing a holiday party for all of the hospital's patients. While talking to the handsome doctor who oversaw her recovery, she learns that there are no nurses on staff that fit the description of the ones who visited her - she's super, super fucking freaked out. She starts having night terrors and eventually loses her job, but it's fine because she started dating her doctor and he's happy to support her, because God made man head of the household and shit.  10pm ET/ 7pm PT</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.morgancline.me/blog/2017/12/20/peak-vermont</loc>
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    <lastmod>2017-12-21</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Blog - Peak Vermont!</image:title>
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    <loc>https://www.morgancline.me/blog/2017/12/17/ned-stark-voice-winter-is-here-motherfuckers</loc>
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    <lastmod>2022-02-16</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Blog - *Ned Stark Voice* Winter is here, Motherfuckers!</image:title>
      <image:caption>It's ya girl, walking to her car.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Blog - *Ned Stark Voice* Winter is here, Motherfuckers!</image:title>
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      <image:title>Blog - *Ned Stark Voice* Winter is here, Motherfuckers!</image:title>
      <image:caption>Just thinkin' bout all the mistakes I've made.</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.morgancline.me/blog/2017/11/22/wildn-out-in-central-vermont</loc>
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    <lastmod>2022-02-16</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Blog - Wild'n Out!</image:title>
      <image:caption>Photo of me on a 30min hike.</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.morgancline.me/blog/2017/11/15/vermont-tinder-im-never-fucking-again</loc>
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    <lastmod>2022-02-16</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Blog - Vermont Tinder</image:title>
      <image:caption>Actual photo I took of said date googling "TED BUNDY" at the bar.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Blog - Vermont Tinder</image:title>
      <image:caption>Artists rendering of esteemed actor and sensible man, Michael Gross.</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2022-02-16</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Blog - Soaking my life away</image:title>
      <image:caption>Ah fuck me, Man. Can you see how the page is all wilted? ITS BECAUSE I WAS READING IT DURING A SOAK.</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.morgancline.me/blog/2017/11/3/million-dollar-baby</loc>
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    <lastmod>2022-02-16</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Blog - Million Dollar Baby</image:title>
      <image:caption>Cute pic of me.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Blog - Million Dollar Baby</image:title>
      <image:caption>Yay, Life! (Also, that sweatshirt does not need to be tucked in, Mr Balboa)</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Blog - Million Dollar Baby</image:title>
      <image:caption>*My emotional state while at my last job*</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2022-02-13</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>What came first? The Music or the Misery?</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.morgancline.me/blog/2017/10/23/an-insomniacs-guide-to-the-witching-hour</loc>
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    <lastmod>2017-10-26</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Blog - An Insomniac's guide to the Witching Hour</image:title>
      <image:caption>It Me.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Blog - The Worst Witch</image:title>
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    <lastmod>2022-02-13</lastmod>
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    <lastmod>2017-10-26</lastmod>
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    <lastmod>2022-08-01</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>PAUL SIMON IS A MONSTER</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>SHERYL THE CROWE</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Do you want to make more money, Charlie Brown? Sure, we all do.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>BOY GEORGE WENDT</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>MER-CHESNEY: Darling its better down where its wetter, take it from Mer-Chesneeeeeeey</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Push IT real good</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>SIMON &amp; SIMON &amp; SIMON</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Mac &amp; Me: Rocky Dennis</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>MR KENNY ROGERS</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>BIG TEX: DO NOT GO GENTLE INTO THAT GOOD NIGHT</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Bilbo Taggins</image:caption>
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